A Wedding??

Tonight I went up to Paige's room and knelt down next to her on the floor and said
"I love your sparkly lips."
 She said "It's for a wedding." 
"Your wedding or someone else's?"
"Mine." 
"Who are you marrying?" 
With a sparkle in her eyes "My rapend (pretend) boyfriend." 
"What's his name?" 
"Uncle Jeff!" 
He's a great catch....but he is 29 years older....and your Uncle.